Rooney...what's all that paint about then?

It's funny, I never posted a blog yesterday and I feel quite guilty about it. I wouldn't say that nothing happened yesterday, it did, lots of things happened. It's just that nothing that I would consider worth commenting on…except that bloody awful picture of Wayne Rooney in the Sun Newspaper. Who wants to see a picture of some ugly, lumpy football player practically naked, painted white, with a red cross daubed across his torso?


I could understand if it was David Beckham or Freddie Ljungberg…but Rooney?

If that guy is being looked at as a sex symbol, then it's time to turn in my whoopsie union card.